The Ballad of Artham
- This is a tale of Artham O’Carrick
- A ballad of his incredible merit.
- Artham the bard, the hero of old,
- Artham the great, the humble, the bold
- He once was summoned to quaint Caloro
- To fight against an overwhelming foe
- A dragon black, mighty Faethon
- And Faethon was full of cunning, guile, and brawn.
- The people of Caloro were dreadful afraid
- And not one warrior of that town stayed.
- Nay, none but Artham O’Carrick
- Artham the fair, the strong, the quick
- He girded himself, prepared for war
- Grabbed his flute, which was like none before
- Hefted his halberd, heavy and long
- Donned his armor, firm and strong
- He marched out to Faethon, bold and alone
- With risk and danger fully known
- As he went forward, he sounded a song
- A song of war, a song for the strong
- As he drew near to Faethon with fear,
- He was encouraged by music in his ear
- The closer he drew to Faethon’s lair,
- The sky grew blacker, with smoke and fire in air.
- Then, at last, he came before the dragon
- Fiery wyrm against human champion
- Faethon tried to taunt fair Artham,
- But he was unmoved, he was full of wisdom
- Artham waited no longer and wove his spell
- He began to speak, his voice began to swell
- His words of power struck Faethon like blows
- They shook the great wyrm down to his marrow.
- Yet Faethon was no lesser wyrm
- And he reared back his head with intent to burn
- He belched lava and spit fire
- But these Artham dodged, as yet, without tire
- Artham responded with a fell tune
- A melody of destruction and ruin
- The earth quaked and trees fell,
- But Faethon weathered it well.
- At this, foul Faethon grew enraged
- And swiped away at Artham, doing damage
- The bard’s flute was knocked from his hands
- And Artham began to fear for these lands.
- Yet courageous Artham did not give up
- He grabbed up his halberd and stood up
- He stood defiantly against such cruel violence
- His stance was rooted and firm was his countenance
- Artham and Faethon continued to battle
- But Artham realized he was in trouble
- Faethon had stamina impossible to fathom
- And his blows were far stronger than any of Artham’s
- So Artham decided, with grim resolve
- No matter the cost, Caloro to absolve
- So with one final, desperate blow
- Our hero struck, to overthrow
- His halberd connected, piercing scales
- The heart of the dragon was then impaled
- But, alas, as Faethon writhed in his throes
- He struck out hard at his fatal foe.
- Artham was stricken, and thus he fell.
- To heal himself, he would have cast a spell,
- But his instrument had been lost to him
- And so, Artham O’Carrick’s eyes grew dim.
- The next morning the people of Caloro
- Came out to find their fallen hero.
- He was laid out on the ground, beneath blue skies
- The people let loose, grief stricken cries.
- There were many odes and dirges sung
- And that day every head was hung.
- The greatest bard in all of history
- Had died to set Caloro free.
- And so the name of Artham O’Carrick
- Faded into legend, became just a lyric.
- It’s said that one day, his spirit will come back
- And slay the final dragon black.